Here’s typical, lazy, unforgiveable cunt. It’s not a 4×4, a people-carrier (MPV) or white van, and yet this cunt has parked so appallingly that they might as well be for the all the good it would do them if we met them down a dark alley. If I was driving down that road, I’d be tempted to lob a brick through his back window and see what sort of claim he’s put in. [Policeman] “Where were you parked at the time your car was vandalised?” [Cunt] “Er…oh…er…forget it.”