Our friend, Count Vanderhoff, spotted this cunt of a brand new variety in his home town. Seriously, what the fuck are you thinking. Being Brighton (and no, we’re not about to make a gay joke), parking is a bit of a premium so it’s probably something to do with a local getting his own back on some student cunt or something. Either way, we can’t give him the benefit of the doubt, and anyway, there’s other things you can do to get revenge that are far less passive. Sorry, you’re a fucking low cunt.