Behold @Tris’s amazing invisible driveway! Initially he thought this was just incredibly inconsiderate parking by his neighbour, but it happens so regularly that he’s come to realise that his entire front garden and its contents must be shrouded by some kind of cloak that makes it invisible to cunts. All we can say is that that right hand gate would make an awful dent in the car’s back-righthand side if it was to be opened with a degree of force. Just a suggestion. Cunt gets what he deserves.