Meet @Sally D’s neighbour, Little Miss Crystal Meth, parking outside her crackhouse in a small rural village in Cuntbridgeshire. Note the jaunty angle as she parks on the pavement. Apparently, this is one of her better and more sober efforts. She’s been known, on occasion, to get out of her car to check its position in relation to the open space she is trying to park it in, before returning to the driver’s seat to have another go. All we know is that this ASBO-laden burden to society’s cuntishness is more of a sum of its parts.