Hey, kids! It’s Knob The Builder (says @AdamJones). One wheel up on the kerb. That’ll do! Guess again, dickshit. If you had left school with a bit more than a City & Guilds in Arsehole Scratching, you might have developed some other skills, such as spatial awareness. It’s possible that he parked next to a cunt who forced him up onto the kerb but we’re not in the habit of making excuses for people and certainly don’t condone the domino cunt theory.