“What? How is that not a perfect piece of parking?” Hmm, let us think. Well, other than the fact that you could fit another fucking car between you and the kerb, you cunt, we can find no fault whatsoever with this. Kit tells us “East Preston seems to be a breeding ground for massive helmets who shouldn’t even be driving.” We couldn’t fucking agree more. Fuck off and take your shitty estate car with you.