Ooh, a double-yellow line and a 4×4 cunt. No prizes for guessing what happened next. Perhaps they got bored waiting for a proper reason to use a 4×4 and decided on this offroad manoeuvre. Does the double yellow count it more of your car is on the path than the road? Yes it does. And I hope that every pedestrian, pram-pushing parent or mobility-scooter-riding OAP makes a proper cuntjob of your paintwork when they squeeze through the shitty gap that you’ve left them on the path.