Oh for fuck’s sake, you’re driving a fucking Punto or something. How fucking difficult is it to get it between those lines! I’m not offering up excuses for larger cars, I’m purely berating you, you cunt! And those twee fuckhead baby t-shirts in the back seat should read “Pisspoor parking proto-cunts on board”. Arsehole cuntface! 

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