Duncan tells us “Nipped into work for 10 minutes and when i came out I realised that I had parked like a cunt! It was so bad i had to take a photo. Apologies i am not normally a parking cunt!” What the fuck do you think this is, a fucking confessional? Am I some kiddy-diddling priest? No! And the word “apologies” is a shit fucking synonym for sorry. We fucking hate it. And we hate you. But good picture of your own cuntishness. Stop it in future though, you’re confusing us.