There’s been a lot of talk in the queue recently about the correct noun of assemblage (i.e. a herd, flock, school) for a group of cunts. Way back in the day, we discussed this with a friend and came up with a few likely candidates. We can’t remember all of them, but we certainly had ‘a clutter of cunts’, ‘a blockage of cunts’ and ‘a clamour of cunts’. In the end we opted for ‘a constipation of cunts’. This is a tidy alliteration and also gives the impression of being blocked up with shit. If you could all use this in future, that would be great.