@kid_smoke has delighted us with this certificate of achievement for parking cunts. This is the sort of thing that cunts can stick on their mantlepiece in a nice frame so all their guests can spit on them after noticing.

In other news, this certificate comes at a time when we’re looking into the serious possibility of creating packs of “you park like a cunt” cards (complete with clear plastic envelopes) that you can jam under people’s windscreens. It’ll look convincingly like a parking fine, but when they open it, they’ll just realise that it’s us lot calling them a cunt! Who’d be in for that? God knows how much they’d cost, but we think it would be fun/satisfying/deserved etc. Let us know your thoughts.

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