Been a while since we’ve had a member of our police force on the site but here’s PC (Parking Cunt) Plod on a frantic mission to get a Zinger Tower Meal and calling in back-up in the form of a portion of fries, beans and a fizzy drink. Go! Go! Go! Never mind that you’ve left your car on a double yellow line, you Charlie Uniform November Tango. Lead by fucking example, wankchops.