“Back a bit. Left a big. Ooo, you’ve gone up on the kerb. Hang on, you’ve gone even further. Still going on the kerb. Fuck me, where did you learn to park? Ahh, fuck it, let’s hide in the shop”. Too bad someone sent your picture to us, you prick. Fucking leaving your car parked like this. Who the fuck do you think you are, eh? You’re a cunt, that’s…er…who.