Jane sent us this one with the simplest of 3-word phrases “Yes, that’s parked”.

Slam the owners head in their own car door whilst shouting (with each slam). “THIS. IS. NOT. A. PARKING. SPACE. IT’S. THE. FUCKING. EXIT. YOU. CUNT.

I still think that we wouldn’t feel 100% better after doing that.

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