Archive for October, 2011

Danny from Scotland is back again and this time it’s a double-whammy. Look at this pair of cunts. “Have you paid and displayed?” the sign asks. They’ve certainly displayed how cuntish they are, but I wonder if they paid the requisite amount. Surely this is one of the few opportunities when traffic wardens can earn some brownie points. Want to park in two spaces? No problem, as long as you pay twice. Your third payment is by being immortalised on youparklikeacunt.tumblr.com.

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This is part two of the previous post showing this cunt from another angle. For fuck’s sake.

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This is the first of two pictures of an almost laughable level of parking cuntishness. Taken by a friend of us, we couldn’t believe what we were seeing but he promises us that it’s genuine and not just him parking like a cunt to get on the site. We believe him and think that this person has just raised the bar to a new high.

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Here is a list of the things that this person has ignored, the result of which has been their inclusion on this blog of shame. 1) pretty obviously, the sign saying “No Parking”, 2) the sign for the Kindergarten saying “Trojan Tots pick-up/drop off only” and 3) the big fucking white line on the street which should appear on one side or the other of their piece of shit Acura TSX, and not lost underneath it. You, sir/madam, are a cunt.

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Another one from an angry American. Seems that parking cuntery is more alluring to people with smarter cars. Are we noticing a trend here?

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Another parking cunt from across the pond. We try not to get too cross when adding new culprits to this site because essentially it’s a form of therapy for us. But sometimes, our patience wears thin. After all, how can you get the job of parking your car so fucking wrong. Dickheads. 

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The “CC” sticker stands for “Complete Cunt”… I actually watched the chick who parked this get out, walk round and check the meter before walking off without so much as a thought to what she’d just done. (Gary B. going for the hat-trick)

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