Archive for November, 2011
A first for YPLAC, here’s a great example of some two-wheeled twuntery. The licenceless cunt who rides the scooter on L–plates has parked so close that it’s now impossible to ride the yellow peoper bike away…unless the owner (rightly) kicks that nasty little lawnmower over first. Thanks to MarkedUp for this one.
Another shiny saloon cunt taking up more space than he’s entitled. Not only has this cocksucker taken two parking spaces, it appears that he’s reversed over the pedestrian walkway. Oops! Bang! These trollies are hard to steer aren’t that? That’s what I’d do if I found this cunt getting in my way. Fuck the lot of them.
“Taken outside the office. My colleague Sean’s car. Only confirmed what we knew already!” Simply put, this parking is fucking awful. What the fuck was this shitwad aiming for when he left his car here? It’s hardly a difficult space to hit. If I were you, I’d hand in my notice tomorrow out of pure fucking shame. I wouldn’t dare show my face again. Thanks to Gareth for shopping his mate.
Visit any business park and you’re pretty much guaranteed to find a parking cunt. Visit one in Luton, and you’ll be lucky to find a way in, blocked as your path will be by a constipation (the noun of assemblage) of parking cunts. This one appears to labour under the common misapprehension that he’s got special parking privileges because he spent a lot of money on his car. Wrong. You spent a lot of money on your car, that makes you a twat first and foremost, but it makes you an ubercunt when you park badly. Bad luck, fuckstick. Thanks to Steve Gray for sending this one.
Stealthindustries sends us this one. This cunt’s is too fucking cowardly to entirely fill the disabled space that he’s completely ruining. If you’re going to steal a sheep, you might as well fucking shag it, you cunt.