A first for YPLAC, here’s a great example of some two-wheeled twuntery. The licenceless cunt who rides the scooter on L–plates has parked so close that it’s now impossible to ride the yellow peoper bike away…unless the owner (rightly) kicks that nasty little lawnmower over first. Thanks to MarkedUp for this one.

Another shiny saloon cunt taking up more space than he’s entitled. Not only has this cocksucker taken two parking spaces, it appears that he’s reversed over the pedestrian walkway. Oops! Bang! These trollies are hard to steer aren’t that? That’s what I’d do if I found this cunt getting in my way. Fuck the lot of them.

“Taken outside the office. My colleague Sean’s car. Only confirmed what we knew already!” Simply put, this parking is fucking awful. What the fuck was this shitwad aiming for when he left his car here? It’s hardly a difficult space to hit. If I were you, I’d hand in my notice tomorrow out of pure fucking shame. I wouldn’t dare show my face again. Thanks to Gareth for shopping his mate.

Visit any business park and you’re pretty much guaranteed to find a parking cunt. Visit one in Luton, and you’ll be lucky to find a way in, blocked as your path will be by a constipation (the noun of assemblage) of parking cunts. This one appears to labour under the common misapprehension that he’s got special parking privileges because he spent a lot of money on his car. Wrong. You spent a lot of money on your car, that makes you a twat first and foremost, but it makes you an ubercunt when you park badly. Bad luck, fuckstick. Thanks to Steve Gray for sending this one.

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Stealthindustries sends us this one. This cunt’s is too fucking cowardly to entirely fill the disabled space that he’s completely ruining. If you’re going to steal a sheep, you might as well fucking shag it, you cunt.

More parking cunts in the news

Dickhead http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-west-wales-15934908

Well, we’ll go to the foot of our stairs! Can you imagine our surprise when we came across this!? A selfish fucking cunt of a people-carrier driver. Just like when you rub a puppy’s nose in its own shit to teach it not to crap all over the place, I’d like to shove the face of this owner through his own fucking windscreen. Thanks to whoever sent us this one. We can’t remember.

This, put quite simply is a Holy Trinity of cuntish parking. Parked in a disable space, TICK! Mounted the kerb, TICK! 4×4 cunt, TICK! What makes this worse is the sadly predictble fact that the person isn’t even fucking disabled. According to Anonymous she’s just fat and lazy (the latter being the cause of the former, no doubt) and wants to be as close to the office as possible. Pig cunt.

It double Cuntcard Points at Stow-in-the-Wold Tesco! A pair of right royal shitheads here. One parks his wheel into the adjecent place so another trumps him. And this motherfucker really can’t claim that he’s worried about someone dinking his paintwork. Frankly, if i owned this crap-heap I’d be encouraging people with word and gesture to do their worst to it, safe in the knowledge that it would only serve as an improvement. If you see someone like this, surround their car with trolleys. Even better if you can make a perfect complete ring with those ones that you have to pay £1 for. Thanks to Steve for this.