Archive for December, 2011
According to Al, “Normally the Singaporeans are very good at parking; they almost always reverse into the bays. With one lazy cunt exception, all the cars in the background are neatly reverse-parked. Which makes it all the more difficult to fathom just why the cunt in the foreground felt it necessary to park almost an entire car-width away from the kerb. What a wanker!”
Wankchops here in the (wait for it) Mercedes (*fanfare!*) decides that these spaces are way to small and inconvenient to park his B-class cuntmobile. Not to worry, use the space next to you as well, you massive cunt.
@JonBradbury sent us this one saying that taking pictures in Tesco car-park it too easy. Like shooting cunts in a barrel, we ventured. However, this one is extra special because it has a particularly apt number-plate. We’ll remove the unimportant part to cover us legally but the rest if perfectly simply. Vag by name, vag by nature. What a supreme cunt.
So often, we think we’re suffering from deja vu when people send us pics. Cunts in 4x4s parking across two parking bays has become so ubiquitous that we almost have to force ourselves to give a fuck, we’re so careworn. But give a fuck we do! And if we saw this over-sized cunt doing this whilst we were in the car park, we’d race to the nearest pile of dogshit and go to work on their door handles. Alledgedly. Thanks again to Stoo Bloke for posting.
Stoo Bloke again – “This picture was taken by my young son who spotted this crap parking of a tiny car in a large space (look for the wide blue line marking the boundary between the two cars). That’s right – parking so shit that a 5-year old can tell that it’s shit”. To be honest, the twatty twee “Princess on board” (or some such cuntish shit) written on the little t-shirt hanging in the back would be enough to give this cunt a wide-berth (trying to think of a “birth giving her a wide-cunt” joke, but can’t be bothered to waste my time on this arsehole).
Stoo Bloke took his life in his own hands by standing within a mile radius of this cunt. He tells us “about 20 minutes after I took this, the woman returned. She then reversed out of the space(s) without switching her lights on (it was considerably darker than the photo suggests), straight into the path of another car who was forced to stop sharply. From what I could see, she didn’t even notice the other car she had just nearly collided with and then shot off – still with her lights off – towards the A1M. And she’s in charge of a tonne of glass & steel that can travel at high speed”. What a cunt.