A Jems calls this one “Cyclist Hater cunt”

This is another example of some cunt saying “now, I’m sure the council meant to put a space here. Tell you what, I’ll just park up and they’ll get the message”. Fuck anyone else who wants to use this space for its intended purpose i.e. walking, cycling, pushing prams/wheelchairs, driving mobility scooters. Yeah, their need is far inferior to yours, you cunt.

Alex sends us this one. “This cunt from Haywards Heath (West Sussex) has managed to not only not park their Mitsubishi Colt Cunt straight, but is also hanging over someone’s drive by a foot or so and almost making the narrow road impassable! Windows were also left open, was tempting to chuck a nice present in there for the c*nt.”

Why didn’t you? I hear they’re particularly partial to dog eggs, hockle and rotten eggs.

“This twat made it really easy to get my baby in her carseat. The other side of him was empty. He’d parked diagonally in his space too and not all the way in, just to make it easier to back out. Cunt.”

Cheers to Andy for sending us this one. Hope you tried to open your door plenty of times just to make sure. Shame about their paintwork, but that’s what you get for being a cunt.

Backlog clearance

OK, so a lot of you submitters have been waiting a long time for your pictures to be posted on the site. Sorry about that but until now we couldn’t think of a way of clearing the backlog without drowning people’s Tumblr/Facebook/Twitter feeds in a deluge of cunts. Well, the idea that we’ve settled on will only affect Tumblr and Twitter and that’s OK, we think. Twitter posts are only small and Tumblr…er…yeah, well, never mind. So, when the queue is particularly long, we’re going to activate #SluiceGateSunday, releasing up to 50 cunts at a time. Just be aware that these won’t appear as Facebook posts but we’ll let you know when it’s happening so you can visit the site.

This one jumps the queue because we fucking hate London’s Westfield Shopping Centre with a passion. Designed by cunts, filled with shopping-obsessed cunts. What’s left to like? Slimgym tells us “Walking towards the crossing I spotted this cunt parked on the zig-zags. As I got to the crossing the cunt returned and drove away, reaching uber-cunt status by 3 point-turning in the crossing and on the opposite pavement. Parks like a cunt, turns like a cunt, drives like a cunt, is most definitely a cunt.”

Also, is that a Vauxhall Zafira being driven? We think there’s more Zafira cunts than there are Audi and BMW cunts combined. Discuss.

Sidolf sends us this one. “This cunt has managed to take up two disabled parking spaces, half the pavement and half of the road in one swift blow, couldn’t be worse if they tried.”

Out of my way, I’m supercunt! How fucking obnoxious do you need to be in order to do this? Seriously. Fucking hell.

“Clearly this poor little Fiesta was scared of it’s larger, Transit cousin getting too friendly with it’s demure exhaust pipe, so stayed as far away from it as cuntishly possible. Asda, Ashton-u-Lyne.”

Actually, the correct thing to say here would be “Oi, cunt! Someone’s nicked your trailer”.

Our submitter, Dave tells us in quite wonderful language “The more you look at this, the worse it gets. Nothing says ‘fuck everybody else’ quite like leaving it a mile from the kerb, outside the parking bay, and on some double red lines at a corner for the bonus. I saw a bus struggle to get past just before taking the picture. Shame it didn’t clip him, the arrogant lazy cunt.”

Cheers Dave!

Our submitter calls this piece: “Cunt-in-training.

Council car park in Rugby, Warwickshire. Last Saturday before Christmas. What can I say? Learner drivers must be supervised by someone at least 21 years old who holds a full EC/EEA licence and has held one for at least three years, and in this case is a cunt trainer.”

Just looking out of the window at YPLAC headquarters and spotted this pair of cunts. One has made no attempt to get into their space correctly and the other suffers from Cunt Domino syndrome whereby an adjacent cunt’s parking ‘causes’ you to follow suit. Cunt on the right has a “Baby on Board” sign in their window. Cunt on the left has one saying “Cheeky Monkey on Board”. These cutesy-bullshit wanker labels only cause us to hate them more. Is it a forlorn hope that their baby and cheeky monkey won’t also grow up to be cunts. We think so.