“This cunt was just asking for a few people to do some car tipping” our submitter says.
Too fucking right. We fucking hate People Carriers here. This one’s just lucky it’s not a fucking Vauxhall Zafira or we would have really gone to town. Look, dickcheese, the space is clearly not big enough and riding up on the kerb like that has clearly not done you any favours, you’re still forcing other cars into the middle of the fucking road. We’d tell you to fuck off to a proper car park but you’d probably wreak even more havoc there.
David found these shitheads in the Lisburn branch of Tesco and tells us “PSNI twats blocked me in for 20 mins (I was parked to the left of the picture) and unable to reverse out as these c*nts had decided to go in for sandwiches and a dander while parked on double yellows. Please cover the numberplate incase I get done!”
Fair enough. We can imagine police officers getting a bit sanctimonious if members of the public start pointing out their crimes. That’s their job after all.
Cyn from the other side of the pond says “greetings from Detroit. Every single day, the parking structure fills up beyond capacity. Gee, I wonder why? All three of these assholes are repeat offenders.”
there are plenty more, but it’s cold and i was losing feeling in my fingers.
A Jems calls this one “Cyclist Hater cunt”
This is another example of some cunt saying “now, I’m sure the council meant to put a space here. Tell you what, I’ll just park up and they’ll get the message”. Fuck anyone else who wants to use this space for its intended purpose i.e. walking, cycling, pushing prams/wheelchairs, driving mobility scooters. Yeah, their need is far inferior to yours, you cunt.
Alex sends us this one. “This cunt from Haywards Heath (West Sussex) has managed to not only not park their Mitsubishi Colt Cunt straight, but is also hanging over someone’s drive by a foot or so and almost making the narrow road impassable! Windows were also left open, was tempting to chuck a nice present in there for the c*nt.”
Why didn’t you? I hear they’re particularly partial to dog eggs, hockle and rotten eggs.
“This twat made it really easy to get my baby in her carseat. The other side of him was empty. He’d parked diagonally in his space too and not all the way in, just to make it easier to back out. Cunt.”
Cheers to Andy for sending us this one. Hope you tried to open your door plenty of times just to make sure. Shame about their paintwork, but that’s what you get for being a cunt.
OK, so a lot of you submitters have been waiting a long time for your pictures to be posted on the site. Sorry about that but until now we couldn’t think of a way of clearing the backlog without drowning people’s Tumblr/Facebook/Twitter feeds in a deluge of cunts. Well, the idea that we’ve settled on will only affect Tumblr and Twitter and that’s OK, we think. Twitter posts are only small and Tumblr…er…yeah, well, never mind. So, when the queue is particularly long, we’re going to activate #SluiceGateSunday, releasing up to 50 cunts at a time. Just be aware that these won’t appear as Facebook posts but we’ll let you know when it’s happening so you can visit the site.