Dundee Tesco. Deary deary deary me, says @AROG. We couldn’t agree more. This is just fucking pathetic. The obvious solution to this situation is to block the cunt in from the front and back, like a good old fashioned automotive spit-roast. Once you’ve done that, make sure you really take your time in the shop (despite the experience being as enjoyable as unanaesthetised bollock surgery). This sort of thing should never be endured.