David found these shitheads in the Lisburn branch of Tesco and tells us “PSNI twats blocked me in for 20 mins (I was parked to the left of the picture) and unable to reverse out as these c*nts had decided to go in for sandwiches and a dander while parked on double yellows. Please cover the numberplate incase I get done!”

Fair enough. We can imagine police officers getting a bit sanctimonious if members of the public start pointing out their crimes. That’s their job after all.