Shitty cunt parking at B&Q, apparently by an employee if we understood our submitter correctly. In these cases, we find it most efficacious to go into the shop, purchase yourself a cheap screwdriver, stanley knife and pot of brown paint (needs to be brown in order to look like diarrhoea), return to the offending car and ‘accidentally’ go to town with your new items. Or you could just leave a note under the windscreen saying “you park like a cunt”. That might get you in less trouble…